The Turd Polisher

Who saw our April Fool's post? We advertised that a new wax was coming soon - The Turd Polisher!

And this was the summary we gave...

"A new wax that will make even your turd of a car look great! A unique blend of luster enhancing ingredients, to add shimmer, luminosity and brilliance to all types of paintwork whilst still delivering high end protection in a fun and easy to use wax, fragranced with the sweet smell of success - yes you can polish a turd!"

So many people wanted us to make it a reality, so here it is!

This luscious soft wax will make a great gift for anyone that has a real turd of a car, but will also be ideal for serious detailing enthusiasts and professionals, a gimmicky but perfectly useable wax - sorting out the problem of what do you buy that person that's addicted to cleaning their car and owns every product you can think of already - they won't have this!

100ml - £25 each  

Rim Fresh Fragrance

All our waxes contain natural oils to moisturise your paintwork and help keep it looking better for longer.

Durability: Good.

Durability is a hard area to test and prove as so many factors will effect how long your wax will perform. We do advise that you wax your car at least every couple of months to maintain MAXIMUM protection (especially for daily drivers). And if you're here buying wax, thats probably something you easily do anyway!

Application: If your paintwork is looking particularly dull or you'd like to increase the durability and protection of your wax, first apply our Spic and Span Pre-Wax Cleanser.

Apply a thin even layer to spotlessly clean paintwork using a wax applicator. Leave the wax on the car for 5-15 mins and then polish off with a clean and fluffy microfibre cloth. Buff to a shine with a second clean and dry microfibre cloth.

You can apply more than one coat for added protection, we would advise waiting at least a couple of hours between coats if possible for the first coat to harden - waiting till the next day would be even better if you are able to do so.